早上九點跟九點半各被鬧鐘吵醒一次。十點起床後打理一下去練習壘球，約十二點到。對高飛球的掌握度提昇很多；打擊方面稍微能夠抓準出棒時間，並且有種「推出去」的感覺。不過依舊常常太早出棒，或者後手蓋過去，打中球的上緣，變成軟弱滾地。練到兩點四十分左右，用手機關心一下中華隊的比賽……從追平一直看到練完球離開球場、到更衣室、到公車站等車、到中華隊輸球。打得很難看。老是遇到危機就腳軟手軟，還沒打完就先投降的感覺。高志綱的漏球很智障，作為捕手的我看到連續兩次捕逸，真的罵了聲幹。教練團也是智障。最後打出去那球只能說中華隊運氣好，只有兩分，不然輸得更難看。媽的，還沒打完我就覺得荷蘭隊會把球轟出去，畢竟國際賽有先例，而且羅錦龍上來就一副準備輸球的樣。公車等了很久，一直等不到 2 路小型巴士到又一城，來了五六台只有一部上了一位乘客，其他全都客滿。司機有點腦殘，不會留點空位給後面的客人？排在我前頭的中老年人一直搖頭。媽的我只是想去又一城買今天晚上《告白》的票；快四點了，還沒有車，下午四點四十五分又要到教會出席慕道班，而且早上到現在還沒有吃……等了快二十分鐘，看到 85 路來了，就跑到 85 路的站牌上車。塞很大。到沙田已經四點二十，到漢堡王買個漢堡，邊走邊吃，到家四十五分，洗一下頭，擦一下護髮的，嘗試上網買票，買不到。信用卡的網上購物密碼要重設。之前改過一次，大概沒接銀行打來的確認電話，這功能就被取消到現在。實在有夠智障，到時候要去櫃台填表，等三到四個工作天，想到就倒彈。出發去慕道班。今天神父講課，好多了。不想聽另一位導師講話，充滿偏見，滿口空談。打了幾秒盹兒，精神好多了。結束後，六點十五左右，回家拿了點東西，出發去又一城。打了電話給媽，沒開機還怎樣。六點三十七分，搭火車。到大圍站，轉車。列車剛到，看見車廂裡的女生很像中大住九龍城的 Jessica。不過這邊很多女生都長這個樣。默默搭到九龍塘，下車後直接到電影院；沒有人排隊買票，好現象。七點四十分的場次人蠻多的——很開心 AMC 把《告白》搬到 House 1 大廳——偏好的位子賣光了，不過也能滿足我了，畢竟我都坐比較前面，跟我搶的人不多。買票後去 UNIQLO 買了兩件 HeatTech 內衣，為寒冬準備一下。去了香港唱片行，沒有找到想要的，看來是沒有這東西。七點二十，是時候去電影院了。先去了 starbucks 買了杯熱巧克力。可以帶 starbucks 的飲料進去；又多了一個理由愛上又一城的 AMC。starbucks 收銀的店員不荒不忙的，真是純真的小女生。另一位女生英文講得很好，沒有港式口音。這一帶很多這樣的人，不知是好是壞。提著熱巧克力，到電影院後，還沒開始進場。先坐著等。打開巧克力的蓋子，幹，泡沫弄到手上了，還好飲料沒倒出來。很多情侶來看。這是個好點子嗎，一起看《告白》？喔，今天是情人節，啊不，要過萬聖節了。要散場了，門剛開 (聽到片尾曲的音樂了)，一對坐我旁邊一起等的情侶就先衝進去了，真猴急；結果被趕出來。位子空下來，一位老人還有女士過來坐下。老人看著 Unstoppable 的海報，念著「煞…破…天…劫…真不知道現在的電影是在演什麼！」我覺得他蠻中肯的。所以看《告白》是個很明智的抉擇。進場，忽略了帶位的員工。坐下後聽到不少人講英文的。不知道西方人對本片的接受度如何？哥是香港人，感覺他對這部電影的接受度不高。要開場了，左邊一對男女坐下，男的坐我旁邊。他嚼口香糖的聲音有點大，很大。白目。聞到他口香糖的味道了。媽的吃東西聲音不能小一點嗎？不過我相信這在忍受範圍裡，沒有打算逃離到前一排的空位子。電影的過程我很享受。沒想到短時間內看這麼多遍，還能有那麼多的感動……甚至，更強烈的感動。看到最後我眼睛都濕了，鼻子也濕了。身體忍不住在抽動，隨著情緒抽動，隨著呼吸抽動。很喜歡這種浸淫在情緒中的感覺。脆弱的感覺。活著的感覺。名單跑完那一刻，回身看到，還有蠻多人留下的，感覺很棒。離開後，躲到廁所，撒了很大的一泡尿，擤了一下鼻子。很滿足。雖然自己一個人跑出來看，不過，不這樣的話，其實也沒啥事能幹，與其無所事事地耗費時間，還不如這樣，做點有意義的事。剛離開電影院，媽打來，埋怨我幹嘛不告訴他們、自己跑去看電影。心裡想：一、打給她沒接；二、這部電影你不會喜歡。我不喜歡太多的言語，太多的阻礙。一個人來看電影，簡單多，省事多，省時多了。出發去搭火車，路上感覺自己充滿很多情緒，很多沉思。感覺很好。另外，路途中，對自己生涯有更明朗的目標。到沙田後，快十點了。沒時間坐下來吃，去漢堡王買了個漢堡——又是漢堡王，而且是點一樣的漢堡——再加一杯貢茶的珍珠奶綠；到家前在小七買了罐 asahi super dry。在停車場巧遇媽。媽一看到我就開始審問：「你有去上課嗎？你的講義在哪？我怎麼知道你有沒有去上課？你有沒有遲到？」幹，我是犯人嗎？我在你眼裡是人嗎？你看人都是這樣看的嗎？你能看待我的人格嗎？平常，我不爽時，是不會有表情的。但這次我露出一下不悅的表情，希望你能了解我的不快。看到我半秒的不滿表情，媽向我連珠發砲。我維持我的三不原則：不言語，不表顏色，不為所動。進屋子後，媽弄了很多噪音。我繼續心靜如水；跟她有任何的反應，只會讓她變得更歇斯底里而已。明理人是不會幹這種蠢事自找麻煩的。噪音中，媽給我準備了晚餐，顯然她沒看到我帶回家的漢堡。沒差，我吃得下。寒天中，還有充滿情緒的情況下，食量會變大的。Chelsea 贏球了，爽，雖然我不在意賽果。Manure 贏了，令人感覺不是很好，原來手部停球是允許的，下次我也可以試試嗎？沒差，Manure 是輸是贏其實我不太在意。看完比賽後，上網看了一下《告白》的資料，多認了幾個片假名、平假名。媽的，酷音輸入法真多 bug，害我常常要按 ctrl+space，真他媽的活像個白目。Fedora 或 Unbuntu 不能提供個簡單的注音輸入法嗎——我指能用的那種——？很晚了，還沒做的事情，就留明天做吧。酷音得選字真的讓我打字打慢很多，白痴啊！爛！(這是向華視的主播致敬！)……美月到橋下見修哉的那段音樂仍在我腦海裡播放著……
Showing posts with label everyday life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label everyday life. Show all posts
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Friday, January 01, 2010
2010 年第一天的碎碎念
新的一年，就這樣到來了。下午去旺角的時候，在 pacific coffee，請媽喝了杯熱咖啡。媽加了兩包糖，說不好喝，又跟店員要了點奶，後來再加了一包糖。最後，媽決定拿起杯子邊走邊喝。後來，在逛花市時，媽說自己肚子悶，把咖啡拿去丟掉了。媽說，她比較喜歡 McCafé 的咖啡。我不知道該說什麼。那兒賣的，不就跟水一樣嗎？
路過味千拉麵時，媽說，她覺得味千的拉麵不好吃，比較喜歡吃家樓下那一家。我立刻告訴她：覺得味千拉麵比較好吃。我真的不敢苟同。樓下的拉麵，麵就是一包包，跟在超市買到那種拉麵差不多；湯呢，就跟二十幾塊港幣三客的拉麵裡，那湯包的粉泡出來的湯差不多淡。我自己覺得啦，吃過那麼多家拉麵，味千真的有他贏過別人的地方。也不意外能開這麼多分店。
喔，還有一點要念的是，香港怎麼他馬的這麼多人啊。
路過味千拉麵時，媽說，她覺得味千的拉麵不好吃，比較喜歡吃家樓下那一家。我立刻告訴她：覺得味千拉麵比較好吃。我真的不敢苟同。樓下的拉麵，麵就是一包包，跟在超市買到那種拉麵差不多；湯呢，就跟二十幾塊港幣三客的拉麵裡，那湯包的粉泡出來的湯差不多淡。我自己覺得啦，吃過那麼多家拉麵，味千真的有他贏過別人的地方。也不意外能開這麼多分店。
喔，還有一點要念的是，香港怎麼他馬的這麼多人啊。
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Primavera in Anticipo !
Language: English | 中文
Finally, I can spend some time finishing this post. Yeah, the latest album of Laura Pausini!
As you can see in a previous post, the release date of « Primavera in Anticipo », in Hong Kong, is November 13. So, the afternoon, before I headed to the Alliance Française, I went to a neighbouring HMV, but found that they didn’t have it on the shelf yet. So, I decided to stop by the HMV in Causeway Bay on the way.
After getting off the métro, I rushed all the way to the store, and headed to the Word Music / Classical / Jazz Section directly once I got there. And there, a shelf full of both the Italian and Spanish versions of the album, just magnificent! After weeks of waiting, finally! I grabbed one, without hesitation, and paid, and rushed all the way back to the métro and to the Alliance Française.
For the rest of the day, I really hoped that I could have a walkman so that I didn’t have to wait till I got home to sit back and listen to the music.
Here are some photos I took:
with plastic wrapper
wrapper removed (another wrapper!)
somewhere in HK, the day the album was released
somewhere in HK, few days after
It was really exciting when I found that they had put some of her albums on the shelf, as shown in the last picture above. It was like a little exhibition of her works, ha ha, though it only lasted for few days.
And the album itself! It is terrific! Especially the duet « Primavera in Anticipo » featuring James Blunt! Before I actually heard the song, I mean, Italian and English? Laura’s voice with James’? I never thought this would work. But, what turns out is just amazing! Just make sure you don’t miss it. I hope they release the next single sooner, and I really want to visit the island they shot the video, and the Bar!
As you can see in a previous post, the release date of « Primavera in Anticipo », in Hong Kong, is November 13. So, the afternoon, before I headed to the Alliance Française, I went to a neighbouring HMV, but found that they didn’t have it on the shelf yet. So, I decided to stop by the HMV in Causeway Bay on the way.
After getting off the métro, I rushed all the way to the store, and headed to the Word Music / Classical / Jazz Section directly once I got there. And there, a shelf full of both the Italian and Spanish versions of the album, just magnificent! After weeks of waiting, finally! I grabbed one, without hesitation, and paid, and rushed all the way back to the métro and to the Alliance Française.
For the rest of the day, I really hoped that I could have a walkman so that I didn’t have to wait till I got home to sit back and listen to the music.
Here are some photos I took:
with plastic wrapper
wrapper removed (another wrapper!)
somewhere in HK, the day the album was released
somewhere in HK, few days after
And the album itself! It is terrific! Especially the duet « Primavera in Anticipo » featuring James Blunt! Before I actually heard the song, I mean, Italian and English? Laura’s voice with James’? I never thought this would work. But, what turns out is just amazing! Just make sure you don’t miss it. I hope they release the next single sooner, and I really want to visit the island they shot the video, and the Bar!
嗯，終於有時間來 PO 了 XD
其實是這樣的，十一月十三號那天，是香港的 HMV，Laura Pausini 的最新專輯 « Primavera in Anticipo » 的發售日期。而在我出發去上法文以前，有在我家附近的 HMV 晃一晃；不過很遺憾的是，並沒有看到這張專輯出現在架上。
因此，在前往法協的途中，我在銅鑼灣那邊停了一下下，下車後，衝到那邊的 HMV。進到古典、爵士、世界音樂那區後，往右邊一看，看到架子上，擺滿了一排又一排的新專輯：« Primavera in Anticipo »！哈，實在是太興奮了，沒想到香港的 HMV 會那麼賞臉，給一位義大利流行歌手在架子上佔了那麼多空間～遠遠看過去，十幾二十張，好壯觀啊！看來，這應該是跟去年和 Bocelli 合唱 Vivere，再加上這次有跟 James Blunt 合唱 Primavera in Anticipo 的關係，才真正地引起到英國人的注意吧。
放上幾張照片吧：
HMV 的封套
還有一層封套
香港的某處，專輯發行當天
幾天過後
真的是很興奮啊，上完課後，立刻就衝回家了；打開專輯以前，特地照個照片存證留念 XD
新專輯真的很好聽喔，特別是 Primavera in Anticipo，真的是好聽到爆掉，每次聽到這首，都會一直轉回去，一遍又一遍地重復 XDDD
真希望下一首單曲能夠快點發行，這樣就能看到 MV 了……
其實是這樣的，十一月十三號那天，是香港的 HMV，Laura Pausini 的最新專輯 « Primavera in Anticipo » 的發售日期。而在我出發去上法文以前，有在我家附近的 HMV 晃一晃；不過很遺憾的是，並沒有看到這張專輯出現在架上。
因此，在前往法協的途中，我在銅鑼灣那邊停了一下下，下車後，衝到那邊的 HMV。進到古典、爵士、世界音樂那區後，往右邊一看，看到架子上，擺滿了一排又一排的新專輯：« Primavera in Anticipo »！哈，實在是太興奮了，沒想到香港的 HMV 會那麼賞臉，給一位義大利流行歌手在架子上佔了那麼多空間～遠遠看過去，十幾二十張，好壯觀啊！看來，這應該是跟去年和 Bocelli 合唱 Vivere，再加上這次有跟 James Blunt 合唱 Primavera in Anticipo 的關係，才真正地引起到英國人的注意吧。
放上幾張照片吧：
HMV 的封套
還有一層封套
香港的某處，專輯發行當天
幾天過後
新專輯真的很好聽喔，特別是 Primavera in Anticipo，真的是好聽到爆掉，每次聽到這首，都會一直轉回去，一遍又一遍地重復 XDDD
真希望下一首單曲能夠快點發行，這樣就能看到 MV 了……
Finally, I can spend some time finishing this post. Yeah, the latest album of Laura Pausini!
As you can see in a previous post, the release date of « Primavera in Anticipo », in Hong Kong, is November 13. So, the afternoon, before I headed to the Alliance Française, I went to a neighbouring HMV, but found that they didn’t have it on the shelf yet. So, I decided to stop by the HMV in Causeway Bay on the way.
After getting off the métro, I rushed all the way to the store, and headed to the Word Music / Classical / Jazz Section directly once I got there. And there, a shelf full of both the Italian and Spanish versions of the album, just magnificent! After weeks of waiting, finally! I grabbed one, without hesitation, and paid, and rushed all the way back to the métro and to the Alliance Française.
For the rest of the day, I really hoped that I could have a walkman so that I didn’t have to wait till I got home to sit back and listen to the music.
Here are some photos I took:
with plastic wrapper
wrapper removed (another wrapper!)
somewhere in HK, the day the album was released
somewhere in HK, few days after
It was really exciting when I found that they had put some of her albums on the shelf, as shown in the last picture above. It was like a little exhibition of her works, ha ha, though it only lasted for few days.
And the album itself! It is terrific! Especially the duet « Primavera in Anticipo » featuring James Blunt! Before I actually heard the song, I mean, Italian and English? Laura’s voice with James’? I never thought this would work. But, what turns out is just amazing! Just make sure you don’t miss it. I hope they release the next single sooner, and I really want to visit the island they shot the video, and the Bar!
As you can see in a previous post, the release date of « Primavera in Anticipo », in Hong Kong, is November 13. So, the afternoon, before I headed to the Alliance Française, I went to a neighbouring HMV, but found that they didn’t have it on the shelf yet. So, I decided to stop by the HMV in Causeway Bay on the way.
After getting off the métro, I rushed all the way to the store, and headed to the Word Music / Classical / Jazz Section directly once I got there. And there, a shelf full of both the Italian and Spanish versions of the album, just magnificent! After weeks of waiting, finally! I grabbed one, without hesitation, and paid, and rushed all the way back to the métro and to the Alliance Française.
For the rest of the day, I really hoped that I could have a walkman so that I didn’t have to wait till I got home to sit back and listen to the music.
Here are some photos I took:
with plastic wrapper
wrapper removed (another wrapper!)
somewhere in HK, the day the album was released
somewhere in HK, few days after
And the album itself! It is terrific! Especially the duet « Primavera in Anticipo » featuring James Blunt! Before I actually heard the song, I mean, Italian and English? Laura’s voice with James’? I never thought this would work. But, what turns out is just amazing! Just make sure you don’t miss it. I hope they release the next single sooner, and I really want to visit the island they shot the video, and the Bar!
Monday, October 06, 2008
Beautiful | 純粹地，很美麗的一刻
Language: English | 中文
Yesterday morning, when I came back from the supposed-to-be softball match, which was cancelled due to the heavy rain, just in front of a supermarket, I saw a pair of people walking together, hand in hand, father and son apparently.
I saw they have smile on their faces. The son looked to the father while walking, and the father gave him a confirming look, smiling. I could see joy in their eyes. They way they walked. The way they held their hands. It was amazing. That was one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen that done by people.
It seemed to me that they were going to the cinema. So, I decided to follow them instead of heading home. I wanted to see this. And, yes, they entered the cinema, straight to counter, and I saw the father buy a couple of tickets.
I don’t know them. I’m not from India. But, I didn’t know why. I was really happy seeing this. I felt happy for them. I loved the atmosphere. It’s simply happiness. One of the best scene I had ever seen ... so beautiful.
I saw they have smile on their faces. The son looked to the father while walking, and the father gave him a confirming look, smiling. I could see joy in their eyes. They way they walked. The way they held their hands. It was amazing. That was one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen that done by people.
It seemed to me that they were going to the cinema. So, I decided to follow them instead of heading home. I wanted to see this. And, yes, they entered the cinema, straight to counter, and I saw the father buy a couple of tickets.
I don’t know them. I’m not from India. But, I didn’t know why. I was really happy seeing this. I felt happy for them. I loved the atmosphere. It’s simply happiness. One of the best scene I had ever seen ... so beautiful.
禮拜天早上，本來要比賽的。搭車搭到一半，隊長打電話來告訴我比賽取消了。YES！這樣就多了很多時間給我趕功課了；還能把 MLB 季後賽給看完呢～ (雖然事實是，最後我是在床上睡了幾個小時，彌補我先前寫了一晚 LISP 的身心疲憊)
回家的路上，在我家樓下的超市前，看到一對父子，應該就是父子吧，手牽著手一起。他們的臉上充滿著笑容。家人在一起的那種笑容。走著走著的時候，兒子看了他爸爸一下，爸爸給了他回應的眼光。他們歡欣地笑著，眼睛咪著，一起手牽著手，走向前面……
我想，他們是要去電影院吧。我決定跟著他們。他們進電影院了，我也趕緊推門進去。進去後，父子一起，走到售票員那邊。爸爸買了兩張電影票……
那一刻，不，這整個過程裡，我看到了幸福。我不認識他們，我也不是從印度來的，可是，不知道為什麼，我就是有那種感覺……我覺得，很單純地，很開心。我覺得我們是聯繫在一起的，那種人與人間最簡單的聯繫。這一刻，這整個周圍，都充滿了單純的快樂與幸福……
我好開心。我好滿足……父親與孩子間，人與人間，彼此滿足這最簡單的需求，彼此追求這最簡單而又最真實的目標：快樂……這，真的是很‧美。
回家的路上，在我家樓下的超市前，看到一對父子，應該就是父子吧，手牽著手一起。他們的臉上充滿著笑容。家人在一起的那種笑容。走著走著的時候，兒子看了他爸爸一下，爸爸給了他回應的眼光。他們歡欣地笑著，眼睛咪著，一起手牽著手，走向前面……
我想，他們是要去電影院吧。我決定跟著他們。他們進電影院了，我也趕緊推門進去。進去後，父子一起，走到售票員那邊。爸爸買了兩張電影票……
那一刻，不，這整個過程裡，我看到了幸福。我不認識他們，我也不是從印度來的，可是，不知道為什麼，我就是有那種感覺……我覺得，很單純地，很開心。我覺得我們是聯繫在一起的，那種人與人間最簡單的聯繫。這一刻，這整個周圍，都充滿了單純的快樂與幸福……
我好開心。我好滿足……父親與孩子間，人與人間，彼此滿足這最簡單的需求，彼此追求這最簡單而又最真實的目標：快樂……這，真的是很‧美。
Yesterday morning, when I came back from the supposed-to-be softball match, which was cancelled due to the heavy rain, just in front of a supermarket, I saw a pair of people walking together, hand in hand, father and son apparently.
I saw they have smile on their faces. The son looked to the father while walking, and the father gave him a confirming look, smiling. I could see joy in their eyes. They way they walked. The way they held their hands. It was amazing. That was one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen that done by people.
It seemed to me that they were going to the cinema. So, I decided to follow them instead of heading home. I wanted to see this. And, yes, they entered the cinema, straight to counter, and I saw the father buy a couple of tickets.
I don’t know them. I’m not from India. But, I didn’t know why. I was really happy seeing this. I felt happy for them. I loved the atmosphere. It’s simply happiness. One of the best scene I had ever seen ... so beautiful.
I saw they have smile on their faces. The son looked to the father while walking, and the father gave him a confirming look, smiling. I could see joy in their eyes. They way they walked. The way they held their hands. It was amazing. That was one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen that done by people.
It seemed to me that they were going to the cinema. So, I decided to follow them instead of heading home. I wanted to see this. And, yes, they entered the cinema, straight to counter, and I saw the father buy a couple of tickets.
I don’t know them. I’m not from India. But, I didn’t know why. I was really happy seeing this. I felt happy for them. I loved the atmosphere. It’s simply happiness. One of the best scene I had ever seen ... so beautiful.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Laura in Monza!
Language: English | 中文
I was watching the Italian Grand Prix Monday afternoon, when, just before the commercial break, I spotted someone, a woman, which looked so familiar. Sure I know who she is!
Apparently she was watching the competition, staring at a screen, in a VIP room or somewhere, with a red cap showing that she supported Ferrari.
And I sat there, in front of the TV, not believing what I had just seen. I asked myself who she was. She looked so familiar!
Then, after a few seconds or so, it hit me that she is Laura Pausini! The first time EVER I have seen her on TV, in Hong Kong! I bet the broadcasters from Hong Kong had no idea who she was.
Actually, I don’t watch F1. I turned on the TV because I wanted to see if there was the Inter match that I missed. And, with no reason, I stopped at STARSPORTS and, not knowing why, began to watch the Grand Prix. I think I just got luck XD
Check this.
Apparently she was watching the competition, staring at a screen, in a VIP room or somewhere, with a red cap showing that she supported Ferrari.
And I sat there, in front of the TV, not believing what I had just seen. I asked myself who she was. She looked so familiar!
Then, after a few seconds or so, it hit me that she is Laura Pausini! The first time EVER I have seen her on TV, in Hong Kong! I bet the broadcasters from Hong Kong had no idea who she was.
Actually, I don’t watch F1. I turned on the TV because I wanted to see if there was the Inter match that I missed. And, with no reason, I stopped at STARSPORTS and, not knowing why, began to watch the Grand Prix. I think I just got luck XD
Check this.
星期一下午，吃過午餐後，呆在家裡看電視。本來轉來轉去，想看看有沒有什麼想看的足球比賽在重播……昏頭昏腦地，不知道為什麼，就轉到 STARSPORTS，然後就開始看那個 F1 大獎賽義大利站，看他們咻咻咻～
在要進某一段廣告前，電視照到某人，看到當下，直覺得很面善，但又想不起來……那到底是誰啊？
她戴著紅帽子，在室內，盯著螢幕看……
想了好一陣子，咦，該不會就是 Laura Pausini 吧……這真的是很讓人難以置信。再想了幾秒，她的眼睛，她的臉龐……沒錯！這就是 Laura！而且，再想想，Laura 有出席過 Ferrari 的聖誕節活動啊！Laura 的出現變得相當合理了！
當下，我真的是喜出望外！難以置信啊！第一次在電視上看到 Laura 出現！我想那兩個轉播的香港人一定不曉得那是誰吧，哇哈哈！我真的是超幸運的，平常根本不看 F1；無原無故坐在電視機前面看 F1，結果那幾秒鐘的片段就這樣給我看到了！哈哈！超興奮，超爽的 XD
這邊有一張照片證明我沒有眼花喔！
在要進某一段廣告前，電視照到某人，看到當下，直覺得很面善，但又想不起來……那到底是誰啊？
她戴著紅帽子，在室內，盯著螢幕看……
想了好一陣子，咦，該不會就是 Laura Pausini 吧……這真的是很讓人難以置信。再想了幾秒，她的眼睛，她的臉龐……沒錯！這就是 Laura！而且，再想想，Laura 有出席過 Ferrari 的聖誕節活動啊！Laura 的出現變得相當合理了！
當下，我真的是喜出望外！難以置信啊！第一次在電視上看到 Laura 出現！我想那兩個轉播的香港人一定不曉得那是誰吧，哇哈哈！我真的是超幸運的，平常根本不看 F1；無原無故坐在電視機前面看 F1，結果那幾秒鐘的片段就這樣給我看到了！哈哈！超興奮，超爽的 XD
這邊有一張照片證明我沒有眼花喔！
I was watching the Italian Grand Prix Monday afternoon, when, just before the commercial break, I spotted someone, a woman, which looked so familiar. Sure I know who she is!
Apparently she was watching the competition, staring at a screen, in a VIP room or somewhere, with a red cap showing that she supported Ferrari.
And I sat there, in front of the TV, not believing what I had just seen. I asked myself who she was. She looked so familiar!
Then, after a few seconds or so, it hit me that she is Laura Pausini! The first time EVER I have seen her on TV, in Hong Kong! I bet the broadcasters from Hong Kong had no idea who she was.
Actually, I don’t watch F1. I turned on the TV because I wanted to see if there was the Inter match that I missed. And, with no reason, I stopped at STARSPORTS and, not knowing why, began to watch the Grand Prix. I think I just got luck XD
Check this.
Apparently she was watching the competition, staring at a screen, in a VIP room or somewhere, with a red cap showing that she supported Ferrari.
And I sat there, in front of the TV, not believing what I had just seen. I asked myself who she was. She looked so familiar!
Then, after a few seconds or so, it hit me that she is Laura Pausini! The first time EVER I have seen her on TV, in Hong Kong! I bet the broadcasters from Hong Kong had no idea who she was.
Actually, I don’t watch F1. I turned on the TV because I wanted to see if there was the Inter match that I missed. And, with no reason, I stopped at STARSPORTS and, not knowing why, began to watch the Grand Prix. I think I just got luck XD
Check this.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
奧運台韓戰、中美戰
台韓戰，一打開電視，八比二，嗯，看一下投手，陽一局丟七分，然後……倪福德……咦，都投得很好啊！然後中華隊就漸漸把比分追近，到追平。雖然最後還是輸球，可是，有打開電視看比賽，看到內容了，還是很滿足。畢竟雙眼看得到國內打球的還是有不錯的選手，像是倪福德、張誌家、彭政閔、石志偉、林智勝……陽應該是衰了點。
不過還是要抱怨一下，主審不知道是在機歪什麼，好球帶寬度兩邊不一。有夠機歪。
今天當義工，晚餐後，去用餐區那邊坐一坐。電視一開始是播 trampoline 的。真好，決賽，跳一跳就比完了。然後有位大叔來轉台。轉一轉，轉到女子曲棍球。我想，大家會決定看這一台吧，雖然我知道大家都看不懂規則，但這長得像足球；把球打進網子裡去，這香港人都看得懂吧，呵。
我看著計時。好，半場打完了。周圍看一下，人不多，頂多後面幾個香港大叔最多話，常常撚來撚去 (撚：lan，語助，髒話)，談話超有深度、超有水準的。
半場了嘛，好，我就很跩地跑到前面去，熟練地直接轉去 DX7 台，來看棒球吧！咦，中國對美國，這還用看嗎？不過，念在是沒什麼香港人看得懂的棒球，有中國隊的話，香港人多少還是會看一下吧。
看的過程中，後面的幾個大叔就說：「屌～都唔知佢地做乜撚野」(糙，都不知道他們是在幹什麼鳥)。美國打者壞球不打：「打唔撚到個波啊」(媽的打不到球啊)、「做咩唔撚打個波」(媽的幹嘛不打那顆球啊)。四壞保送，打者很跩地把棍子扔一邊去：「做咩啊，發爛渣啊」(幹什麼，不爽啊)。
後來，那幾個大叔還說：「夭，去轉台啦，都唔撚知道佢地做咩。冇人識欣賞。」(暗，快去轉台啊，他媽的都不知道他們在幹啥。這邊又沒有人會欣賞。) 哇咧，我不是人就對了？暗剛剛就是我轉台的啊！你不是要轉嗎？呵呵，不敢厚，沒種就不要轉，我就是要看棒球。爽 XD
當美國的打者上壘、安打、得分；中國隊暴投、三壘跑者回本壘時，我正全神灌注地欣賞每一分每一秒。而在場的香港人，無奈，大概都在滿頭問號吧。而就當七下最後一位打者，打出中外野方向飛球的同時，中外野手掌握到方向了，我看時間也差不多，就起身，轉頭離去，拋下這群滿腦疑惑的香港人。好啦，我看夠囉，你們可以轉台啦～我要走囉 ^ ^
對香港人的棒球知識程度不了解的外地人，這邊補充一下。基本上，在香港，我估計一百個人裡有不到一個人看得懂棒球。然後，前一陣子，香港有上一套電影《無野之城》。所謂的「無野之城」，就是「沒有野球的城市」。而在映期時，我有幸看到《無野之城》的宣傳海報，觀察到，海報上出現了什麼「一疊手」、「二疊手」、「三疊手」。「無野」的程度相當厲害，令人敬畏……
不過還是要抱怨一下，主審不知道是在機歪什麼，好球帶寬度兩邊不一。有夠機歪。
今天當義工，晚餐後，去用餐區那邊坐一坐。電視一開始是播 trampoline 的。真好，決賽，跳一跳就比完了。然後有位大叔來轉台。轉一轉，轉到女子曲棍球。我想，大家會決定看這一台吧，雖然我知道大家都看不懂規則，但這長得像足球；把球打進網子裡去，這香港人都看得懂吧，呵。
我看著計時。好，半場打完了。周圍看一下，人不多，頂多後面幾個香港大叔最多話，常常撚來撚去 (撚：lan，語助，髒話)，談話超有深度、超有水準的。
半場了嘛，好，我就很跩地跑到前面去，熟練地直接轉去 DX7 台，來看棒球吧！咦，中國對美國，這還用看嗎？不過，念在是沒什麼香港人看得懂的棒球，有中國隊的話，香港人多少還是會看一下吧。
看的過程中，後面的幾個大叔就說：「屌～都唔知佢地做乜撚野」(糙，都不知道他們是在幹什麼鳥)。美國打者壞球不打：「打唔撚到個波啊」(媽的打不到球啊)、「做咩唔撚打個波」(媽的幹嘛不打那顆球啊)。四壞保送，打者很跩地把棍子扔一邊去：「做咩啊，發爛渣啊」(幹什麼，不爽啊)。
後來，那幾個大叔還說：「夭，去轉台啦，都唔撚知道佢地做咩。冇人識欣賞。」(暗，快去轉台啊，他媽的都不知道他們在幹啥。這邊又沒有人會欣賞。) 哇咧，我不是人就對了？暗剛剛就是我轉台的啊！你不是要轉嗎？呵呵，不敢厚，沒種就不要轉，我就是要看棒球。爽 XD
當美國的打者上壘、安打、得分；中國隊暴投、三壘跑者回本壘時，我正全神灌注地欣賞每一分每一秒。而在場的香港人，無奈，大概都在滿頭問號吧。而就當七下最後一位打者，打出中外野方向飛球的同時，中外野手掌握到方向了，我看時間也差不多，就起身，轉頭離去，拋下這群滿腦疑惑的香港人。好啦，我看夠囉，你們可以轉台啦～我要走囉 ^ ^
對香港人的棒球知識程度不了解的外地人，這邊補充一下。基本上，在香港，我估計一百個人裡有不到一個人看得懂棒球。然後，前一陣子，香港有上一套電影《無野之城》。所謂的「無野之城」，就是「沒有野球的城市」。而在映期時，我有幸看到《無野之城》的宣傳海報，觀察到，海報上出現了什麼「一疊手」、「二疊手」、「三疊手」。「無野」的程度相當厲害，令人敬畏……
Sunday, August 17, 2008
奧運台灣戰古巴
早上有點事，要外出，回家後跟一下中華隊對古巴的比賽，發現到……李振昌……六局了，零失分！雖然到最後被陽春砲失了一分，不過，我很想說：哇塞，太神了吧！
李振昌後接下棒子的張誌家，也沒讓古巴隊添得任何分數。我想，這場比賽投手們真的表現得很好，很有魄力。不過打擊還是……
不過，雖然輸球，還是覺得很光榮！
題外話，今天當義工時，晚餐時間，在員工餐廳那邊有一台電視，播放奧運的比賽。一開始的是女子曲棍球，後來餐廳的員工過來轉台，轉到沙灘排球。轉的過程中，我有瞄到半秒的棒球比賽。興奮難耐，當場脫口而出了一小聲「淦」。看到一半，有個香港人轉台，轉到女子三米跳水準決賽。嗯，好吧，香港人會看跳水，就算了吧，雖然是重播……我超想跑到前面去，轉台過去看日韓戰。依我的個性，我是「暗我才不鳥你，我要看棒球啊！爽！」的；但轉頭看看，很多香港人都盯著螢幕看跳水 (重播)，嗯，我還是尊重民意吧，不然不知道按下去後會不會有人在那邊「夭～」(暗！)，雖然這會提升我的成就感跟爽度。
李振昌後接下棒子的張誌家，也沒讓古巴隊添得任何分數。我想，這場比賽投手們真的表現得很好，很有魄力。不過打擊還是……
不過，雖然輸球，還是覺得很光榮！
題外話，今天當義工時，晚餐時間，在員工餐廳那邊有一台電視，播放奧運的比賽。一開始的是女子曲棍球，後來餐廳的員工過來轉台，轉到沙灘排球。轉的過程中，我有瞄到半秒的棒球比賽。興奮難耐，當場脫口而出了一小聲「淦」。看到一半，有個香港人轉台，轉到女子三米跳水準決賽。嗯，好吧，香港人會看跳水，就算了吧，雖然是重播……我超想跑到前面去，轉台過去看日韓戰。依我的個性，我是「暗我才不鳥你，我要看棒球啊！爽！」的；但轉頭看看，很多香港人都盯著螢幕看跳水 (重播)，嗯，我還是尊重民意吧，不然不知道按下去後會不會有人在那邊「夭～」(暗！)，雖然這會提升我的成就感跟爽度。
Monday, June 16, 2008
So Nice are Hong Kong People | 超有禮貌的香港人
Language: English | 中文
I was running to the train this morning, and I hit a guy. Well, I didn't mean to bump into him, and I said sorry and "Are you alright?" and "Are you fine?" many many times.
Mom says that Hong Kong people are really rude. Sorry but I have to disagree. This guy that I hit this morning, just gave a perfect example of how polite and civilized a Hongkonger is.
Okay. After I hit him, his cell phone fell on the floor. I knew this was a pretty hard hit, probably the greatest one I had ever done on somebody. So, I said, "I'm sorry. Are you alright? I'm really sorry."
To reply, he asked how's my mother doing, literally: "I f_k your mother!" (我屌你老母！)
I felt sorry, but I had my dignity. Actually, I was surprised! I never realized that in fact Hong Kong people are that nice! So gentle, so civilized!
So, he went on, "F_k your mother. My phone, is it f_king broken?" (屌你老母，我個電話係唔係跌撚爆佐啊！)
Again, surprisingly, he asked about my mom. See, this was a strager I just hit, but, instead of barking, he constantly sent my mom some greetings. I was totally surprised, and not able to make any reply.
"I f_k your mother. F_k your mother." (我屌你老母啊。屌你老母啊！) Sitll the same, not finished yet, and with his eyes staring right into my eyes. One thing he should learn about is when to stop asking about someone or something too much and too frequently. Going too far is certainly not good.
He turned, finally, but after about half a meter, he turned back again, facing me, staring, and said, "F_k your mother." (屌你老母啊)
Now, his reaction didn't make me feel guilty at all. So kind. His words just made me feel I had done nothing wrong, and I knew that, actually, I DID NOTHING WRONG.
I hit him, yes, but not intentionally. I said sorry, I apologized, I asked whether I could help him, and I expressed it with my eyes, my reaction. I just stayed there. If he needed help, I would be glad.
But after his reaction, his words, his staring, I found that I stayed there not because I was guilty and waiting for my conviction. I remained still because I was sincere. I was defending the holyness of human being. And since I am human being, no other than what he is, I deserved no such treating. So, I stood there like a statue that represented the mercifulness, the holyness, and the reason of mankind. I stood, and thus I should not move. An I moved, I failed to protect the dignity of being human.
This moment, I was holy, so I felt. It was like every single human was backing me. I felt I was invincible, but at the same time, not conquering.
So, he stared, angrily. And with a few more greetings, finally, he turned. Justice gave me strength, and strength guided me to victory. This day, I am proud, proud of being a human, and proud of having defended humanity.
How gracious!
Mom says that Hong Kong people are really rude. Sorry but I have to disagree. This guy that I hit this morning, just gave a perfect example of how polite and civilized a Hongkonger is.
Okay. After I hit him, his cell phone fell on the floor. I knew this was a pretty hard hit, probably the greatest one I had ever done on somebody. So, I said, "I'm sorry. Are you alright? I'm really sorry."
To reply, he asked how's my mother doing, literally: "I f_k your mother!" (我屌你老母！)
I felt sorry, but I had my dignity. Actually, I was surprised! I never realized that in fact Hong Kong people are that nice! So gentle, so civilized!
So, he went on, "F_k your mother. My phone, is it f_king broken?" (屌你老母，我個電話係唔係跌撚爆佐啊！)
Again, surprisingly, he asked about my mom. See, this was a strager I just hit, but, instead of barking, he constantly sent my mom some greetings. I was totally surprised, and not able to make any reply.
"I f_k your mother. F_k your mother." (我屌你老母啊。屌你老母啊！) Sitll the same, not finished yet, and with his eyes staring right into my eyes. One thing he should learn about is when to stop asking about someone or something too much and too frequently. Going too far is certainly not good.
He turned, finally, but after about half a meter, he turned back again, facing me, staring, and said, "F_k your mother." (屌你老母啊)
Now, his reaction didn't make me feel guilty at all. So kind. His words just made me feel I had done nothing wrong, and I knew that, actually, I DID NOTHING WRONG.
I hit him, yes, but not intentionally. I said sorry, I apologized, I asked whether I could help him, and I expressed it with my eyes, my reaction. I just stayed there. If he needed help, I would be glad.
But after his reaction, his words, his staring, I found that I stayed there not because I was guilty and waiting for my conviction. I remained still because I was sincere. I was defending the holyness of human being. And since I am human being, no other than what he is, I deserved no such treating. So, I stood there like a statue that represented the mercifulness, the holyness, and the reason of mankind. I stood, and thus I should not move. An I moved, I failed to protect the dignity of being human.
This moment, I was holy, so I felt. It was like every single human was backing me. I felt I was invincible, but at the same time, not conquering.
So, he stared, angrily. And with a few more greetings, finally, he turned. Justice gave me strength, and strength guided me to victory. This day, I am proud, proud of being a human, and proud of having defended humanity.
How gracious!
前幾天，早上，搭火車，在手扶電梯卡了半天後 一堆站在那邊卡位子然後看到火車要開了才在那邊跑的鳥人)，到了月臺了，看到火車，就衝啊。跑的時候，撞到一個男的。
我媽說，香港人很沒有文化，這，原諒我，實在無法同意。因為，我這才體會到香港人是多麼有禮貌的啊！
撞到那個人以後，我頻頻表示歉意，屢說：「對唔住 (對不起)」、「有冇事啊 (你還好吧？你沒事吧？)」
出呼我意料，那個人起來後，就接連問候我的媽媽。我想，哇靠，這是多麼樣的親切，多麼樣的友善的行為啊！拜託，我撞到他耶，而且那下撞得恰恰好，他手機 (那時應該是拿在手上) 掉到地上了！可是呢，這位＿不但沒有幹天幹地，還直接問候起我家母來……
嗯，然後，過了一會兒了，他轉身了，終於，問候完了喔？喔，還沒，他又回過身了，而且還盯著我：
他的問候，使得我不但沒有感到罪過，反之，我發現到：我沒有錯。我撞到他了，是的。我道歉了，站在那邊，向他投射出致歉的眼神；如果他有什麼需要幫忙的話，我會很樂意的；況且，他手機也沒有 (彼娘的) 爆掉啊。
當然，我不是那麼無恥的人，我是在＿頻頻向我家母問候後，才體會到：「這，我並沒有犯錯」。＿有一點讓我覺得很無解是，你以為，透過不斷地咒罵，透過不斷的凶狠眼神、凶狠用詞，就能讓你處在比高的位子？就能讓你變得比較對？就能讓你可以繼續這樣不斷問候人家？
你繼續罵啊，你繼續盯啊。我知道我做錯了什麼，我知道我有什麼是沒有做錯的。在這條「線」內，我可以向你表示歉意；可是，過了這條「線」後，對不起，我是不會改變的：我不會感到抱歉，我也不會感到憤怒；為了一個＿動怒？對不起，我做不到，我辦不到。你是什麼？在那邊幹人家媽的就比較強大？對不起，你處在哪個位子，我很清楚。你繼續幹下去，你的「位置」仍舊不變。
可能是太難以置信了吧，這＿盯了我好幾次，幹人家媽的好幾回後，啞了。他露出難以置信的表情。我做什麼了嗎？我沒有，我沒有不爽，我沒有回嗆，我臉上的歉意消失了，但我的表情沒有顯出任何情緒。我很清楚地知道，我在哪個「位置」。在目前的這個「位置」，如果我沒有做錯的話，我不必表示出歉意，我不必表示出內疚；這只會讓這種＿以為：「我是對的」，然後繼續在那邊「糙你媽的」。
同樣地，我心裡不能出現波動。如果我跩起來了，這表示我的心情受到影響了。要是我心情受到影響，就等於失去了自己的「位置」；心理受到影響後，砲火回擊的話，這＿想必會不爽，然後，兩個人在那邊對幹，事情的結果必然不好。
所以，我唯一能回應他的是，保持我應該做的。我有做錯的話，我會道歉，就像剛開始時那樣。而現在，我沒有錯，沒有必要道歉，就不能給他那邊道歉。畢竟，做錯事情不道歉，跟沒做錯事情而一直道歉，都是有失事實準則的行為。
沒有什麼比事實掌握在手上更有力的了。這一刻，如同感覺到，背後有無窮的力量給我撐腰。這一刻，我知道事實的真相在哪裡。一直在那邊幹人家媽的，我想，我並不值得受到如此對待。然我的心情也沒有受到波動。我不知道為什麼我能夠感到這樣的不可征服、這樣的滿足、這樣的不動。可能是，就像之前所說的，我知道事實的真相在哪裡。當你知道以後，你就不會被影響到 (moved) 了。
事情的最後是這樣的，那＿就那邊盯，狠盯，盯好幾遍，然後，就走了。你盯啊，我要怕你嗎？我要顯得悲賤？我要調頭跑掉？我要顯得跩？你敢打我嗎？你要動手嗎？不，你不敢，你不能。因為，你是錯的，你心虛了。糙了人家媽的講了那麼多遍後，狠盯人家這麼久後，我有怎麼樣了嗎？你是爆掉幾根血管了呢？糙人家媽的就代表你是對的？對不起。真實賜予給我力量，力量助我堅持著真理。你繼續糙他媽的吧，我是不會受到影響的。
呵呵，我真慈悲。
或許，香港回歸偉大的祖國後，變得更有文化了。香港，成為了禮儀之邦、文化古國的一份子，化身成現代、科學、文明的中華民族菁英，在世界各國人民的眼前，化身成中華民族偉大的五千年歷史文化的楷模。這是人民的表率！讓我們向這些優秀的香港同胞，致上無比的敬意！
我媽說，香港人很沒有文化，這，原諒我，實在無法同意。因為，我這才體會到香港人是多麼有禮貌的啊！
撞到那個人以後，我頻頻表示歉意，屢說：「對唔住 (對不起)」、「有冇事啊 (你還好吧？你沒事吧？)」
出呼我意料，那個人起來後，就接連問候我的媽媽。我想，哇靠，這是多麼樣的親切，多麼樣的友善的行為啊！拜託，我撞到他耶，而且那下撞得恰恰好，他手機 (那時應該是拿在手上) 掉到地上了！可是呢，這位＿不但沒有幹天幹地，還直接問候起我家母來……
「我屌你老母啊！」
(我糙你媽啊！)
你看，你看，還不止一次喔：
(我糙你媽啊！)
「我屌你老母！」
(我糙你媽！)
然後呢，他走向前去，彎下身，撿起手機：
(我糙你媽！)
「屌你老母，我個電話係唔係跌橪爆佐啊！」
(糙你媽的，我電話，幹是不是摔爆掉了！)
再一次，＿展現出他的親切。由於這太親近了，我有點不習慣，以至於，無法對＿做出任何回應。我就只能，維持我純真、無邪、友善的眼神，親切地、慈悲地看待＿。(糙你媽的，我電話，幹是不是摔爆掉了！)
「我屌你老母啊！屌你老母啊！」
(我糙你媽的！糙你媽啊！)
我想，有的時候，太親切，反而不好。這＿應該要學會的一點是，頻頻追問人家家人怎樣怎樣了，實在是，有點太超過了。這兒有一條線，你應該要看到的。(我糙你媽的！糙你媽啊！)
嗯，然後，過了一會兒了，他轉身了，終於，問候完了喔？喔，還沒，他又回過身了，而且還盯著我：
「屌你老母啊！」
(糙你媽啊！)
(糙你媽啊！)
他的問候，使得我不但沒有感到罪過，反之，我發現到：我沒有錯。我撞到他了，是的。我道歉了，站在那邊，向他投射出致歉的眼神；如果他有什麼需要幫忙的話，我會很樂意的；況且，他手機也沒有 (彼娘的) 爆掉啊。
當然，我不是那麼無恥的人，我是在＿頻頻向我家母問候後，才體會到：「這，我並沒有犯錯」。＿有一點讓我覺得很無解是，你以為，透過不斷地咒罵，透過不斷的凶狠眼神、凶狠用詞，就能讓你處在比高的位子？就能讓你變得比較對？就能讓你可以繼續這樣不斷問候人家？
你繼續罵啊，你繼續盯啊。我知道我做錯了什麼，我知道我有什麼是沒有做錯的。在這條「線」內，我可以向你表示歉意；可是，過了這條「線」後，對不起，我是不會改變的：我不會感到抱歉，我也不會感到憤怒；為了一個＿動怒？對不起，我做不到，我辦不到。你是什麼？在那邊幹人家媽的就比較強大？對不起，你處在哪個位子，我很清楚。你繼續幹下去，你的「位置」仍舊不變。
可能是太難以置信了吧，這＿盯了我好幾次，幹人家媽的好幾回後，啞了。他露出難以置信的表情。我做什麼了嗎？我沒有，我沒有不爽，我沒有回嗆，我臉上的歉意消失了，但我的表情沒有顯出任何情緒。我很清楚地知道，我在哪個「位置」。在目前的這個「位置」，如果我沒有做錯的話，我不必表示出歉意，我不必表示出內疚；這只會讓這種＿以為：「我是對的」，然後繼續在那邊「糙你媽的」。
同樣地，我心裡不能出現波動。如果我跩起來了，這表示我的心情受到影響了。要是我心情受到影響，就等於失去了自己的「位置」；心理受到影響後，砲火回擊的話，這＿想必會不爽，然後，兩個人在那邊對幹，事情的結果必然不好。
所以，我唯一能回應他的是，保持我應該做的。我有做錯的話，我會道歉，就像剛開始時那樣。而現在，我沒有錯，沒有必要道歉，就不能給他那邊道歉。畢竟，做錯事情不道歉，跟沒做錯事情而一直道歉，都是有失事實準則的行為。
沒有什麼比事實掌握在手上更有力的了。這一刻，如同感覺到，背後有無窮的力量給我撐腰。這一刻，我知道事實的真相在哪裡。一直在那邊幹人家媽的，我想，我並不值得受到如此對待。然我的心情也沒有受到波動。我不知道為什麼我能夠感到這樣的不可征服、這樣的滿足、這樣的不動。可能是，就像之前所說的，我知道事實的真相在哪裡。當你知道以後，你就不會被影響到 (moved) 了。
事情的最後是這樣的，那＿就那邊盯，狠盯，盯好幾遍，然後，就走了。你盯啊，我要怕你嗎？我要顯得悲賤？我要調頭跑掉？我要顯得跩？你敢打我嗎？你要動手嗎？不，你不敢，你不能。因為，你是錯的，你心虛了。糙了人家媽的講了那麼多遍後，狠盯人家這麼久後，我有怎麼樣了嗎？你是爆掉幾根血管了呢？糙人家媽的就代表你是對的？對不起。真實賜予給我力量，力量助我堅持著真理。你繼續糙他媽的吧，我是不會受到影響的。
呵呵，我真慈悲。
或許，香港回歸偉大的祖國後，變得更有文化了。香港，成為了禮儀之邦、文化古國的一份子，化身成現代、科學、文明的中華民族菁英，在世界各國人民的眼前，化身成中華民族偉大的五千年歷史文化的楷模。這是人民的表率！讓我們向這些優秀的香港同胞，致上無比的敬意！
I was running to the train this morning, and I hit a guy. Well, I didn't mean to bump into him, and I said sorry and "Are you alright?" and "Are you fine?" many many times.
Mom says that Hong Kong people are really rude. Sorry but I have to disagree. This guy that I hit this morning, just gave a perfect example of how polite and civilized a Hongkonger is.
Okay. After I hit him, his cell phone fell on the floor. I knew this was a pretty hard hit, probably the greatest one I had ever done on somebody. So, I said, "I'm sorry. Are you alright? I'm really sorry."
To reply, he asked how's my mother doing, literally: "I f_k your mother!" (我屌你老母！)
I felt sorry, but I had my dignity. Actually, I was surprised! I never realized that in fact Hong Kong people are that nice! So gentle, so civilized!
So, he went on, "F_k your mother. My phone, is it f_king broken?" (屌你老母，我個電話係唔係跌撚爆佐啊！)
Again, surprisingly, he asked about my mom. See, this was a strager I just hit, but, instead of barking, he constantly sent my mom some greetings. I was totally surprised, and not able to make any reply.
"I f_k your mother. F_k your mother." (我屌你老母啊。屌你老母啊！) Sitll the same, not finished yet, and with his eyes staring right into my eyes. One thing he should learn about is when to stop asking about someone or something too much and too frequently. Going too far is certainly not good.
He turned, finally, but after about half a meter, he turned back again, facing me, staring, and said, "F_k your mother." (屌你老母啊)
Now, his reaction didn't make me feel guilty at all. So kind. His words just made me feel I had done nothing wrong, and I knew that, actually, I DID NOTHING WRONG.
I hit him, yes, but not intentionally. I said sorry, I apologized, I asked whether I could help him, and I expressed it with my eyes, my reaction. I just stayed there. If he needed help, I would be glad.
But after his reaction, his words, his staring, I found that I stayed there not because I was guilty and waiting for my conviction. I remained still because I was sincere. I was defending the holyness of human being. And since I am human being, no other than what he is, I deserved no such treating. So, I stood there like a statue that represented the mercifulness, the holyness, and the reason of mankind. I stood, and thus I should not move. An I moved, I failed to protect the dignity of being human.
This moment, I was holy, so I felt. It was like every single human was backing me. I felt I was invincible, but at the same time, not conquering.
So, he stared, angrily. And with a few more greetings, finally, he turned. Justice gave me strength, and strength guided me to victory. This day, I am proud, proud of being a human, and proud of having defended humanity.
How gracious!
Mom says that Hong Kong people are really rude. Sorry but I have to disagree. This guy that I hit this morning, just gave a perfect example of how polite and civilized a Hongkonger is.
Okay. After I hit him, his cell phone fell on the floor. I knew this was a pretty hard hit, probably the greatest one I had ever done on somebody. So, I said, "I'm sorry. Are you alright? I'm really sorry."
To reply, he asked how's my mother doing, literally: "I f_k your mother!" (我屌你老母！)
I felt sorry, but I had my dignity. Actually, I was surprised! I never realized that in fact Hong Kong people are that nice! So gentle, so civilized!
So, he went on, "F_k your mother. My phone, is it f_king broken?" (屌你老母，我個電話係唔係跌撚爆佐啊！)
Again, surprisingly, he asked about my mom. See, this was a strager I just hit, but, instead of barking, he constantly sent my mom some greetings. I was totally surprised, and not able to make any reply.
"I f_k your mother. F_k your mother." (我屌你老母啊。屌你老母啊！) Sitll the same, not finished yet, and with his eyes staring right into my eyes. One thing he should learn about is when to stop asking about someone or something too much and too frequently. Going too far is certainly not good.
He turned, finally, but after about half a meter, he turned back again, facing me, staring, and said, "F_k your mother." (屌你老母啊)
Now, his reaction didn't make me feel guilty at all. So kind. His words just made me feel I had done nothing wrong, and I knew that, actually, I DID NOTHING WRONG.
I hit him, yes, but not intentionally. I said sorry, I apologized, I asked whether I could help him, and I expressed it with my eyes, my reaction. I just stayed there. If he needed help, I would be glad.
But after his reaction, his words, his staring, I found that I stayed there not because I was guilty and waiting for my conviction. I remained still because I was sincere. I was defending the holyness of human being. And since I am human being, no other than what he is, I deserved no such treating. So, I stood there like a statue that represented the mercifulness, the holyness, and the reason of mankind. I stood, and thus I should not move. An I moved, I failed to protect the dignity of being human.
This moment, I was holy, so I felt. It was like every single human was backing me. I felt I was invincible, but at the same time, not conquering.
So, he stared, angrily. And with a few more greetings, finally, he turned. Justice gave me strength, and strength guided me to victory. This day, I am proud, proud of being a human, and proud of having defended humanity.
How gracious!
Subscribe to:
Posts
(
Atom
)